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 Posted: Thu Feb 1st, 2018 01:03 pm
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"Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur" - ~ attributed to Petronius (Gaius Petronius Arbiter (ca. 27–66 AD))
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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it." - Thomas Paine


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"The slave is held most securely when he is held by the chains of his own will and of his own fears, and when he is locked down by his own slavish desires for a comfortable life." - Michael Bunker

"Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur" - ~ attributed to Petronius (Gaius Petronius Arbiter (ca. 27–66 AD))
Roman courtier during the reign of Nero.

"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it." - Thomas Paine


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 "I don't care how beautiful she is, some guy, somewhere got tired of putting up with her  ."

"Here is 4 quarters, go to Smitty's gas station to the mens restroom. Buy 4 rubbers and put them in the ash tray. Three months from now if you haven't replaced them throw them out and buy new ones, they have a shelf life."

Advice from my dad just before leaving on my fist date.



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 Posted: Sun Jul 15th, 2018 06:50 pm
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 I like this thread ðŸ¼ Keep them coming . I got a couple one below in my sig

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 Tsquare wrote:
"I don't care how beautiful she is, some guy, somewhere got tired of putting up with her  ."

"Here is 4 quarters, go to Smitty's gas station to the mens restroom. Buy 4 rubbers and put them in the ash tray. Three months from now if you haven't replaced them throw them out and buy new ones, they have a shelf life."

Advice from my dad just before leaving on my fist date.
On your "fist" date.... You dirty bird you..!



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"Be never first, never last and never noticed." - Unknown

"The slave is held most securely when he is held by the chains of his own will and of his own fears, and when he is locked down by his own slavish desires for a comfortable life." - Michael Bunker

"Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur" - ~ attributed to Petronius (Gaius Petronius Arbiter (ca. 27–66 AD))
Roman courtier during the reign of Nero.

"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it." - Thomas Paine


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 Undrstm8ed wrote:
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"I don't care how beautiful she is, some guy, somewhere got tired of putting up with her  ."

"Here is 4 quarters, go to Smitty's gas station to the mens restroom. Buy 4 rubbers and put them in the ash tray. Three months from now if you haven't replaced them throw them out and buy new ones, they have a shelf life."

Advice from my dad just before leaving on my fist date.
On your "fist" date.... You dirty bird you..!
That was my dad's version of the "birds and bees" talk. He also did not want to become a grandfather for at least another 10 years.



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"The slave is held most securely when he is held by the chains of his own will and of his own fears, and when he is locked down by his own slavish desires for a comfortable life." - Michael Bunker

"Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur" - ~ attributed to Petronius (Gaius Petronius Arbiter (ca. 27–66 AD))
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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it." - Thomas Paine


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"Be never first, never last and never noticed." - Unknown

"The slave is held most securely when he is held by the chains of his own will and of his own fears, and when he is locked down by his own slavish desires for a comfortable life." - Michael Bunker

"Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur" - ~ attributed to Petronius (Gaius Petronius Arbiter (ca. 27–66 AD))
Roman courtier during the reign of Nero.

"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it." - Thomas Paine


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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it." - Thomas Paine


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 Tsquare wrote:
"I don't care how beautiful she is, some guy, somewhere got tired of putting up with her  ."

"Here is 4 quarters, go to Smitty's gas station to the mens restroom. Buy 4 rubbers and put them in the ash tray. Three months from now if you haven't replaced them throw them out and buy new ones, they have a shelf life."

Advice from my dad just before leaving on my fist date.
"She eats it or wears it"
My grandfathers birds n bees talk. Got one more but I think I'm pushing it already.



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Something similar was quoted by P.J. Parrish

That turned out weird.....

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 Eddie Money wrote:
Tsquare wrote:

"I don't care how beautiful she is, some guy, somewhere got tired of putting up with her  ."

"Here is 4 quarters, go to Smitty's gas station to the mens restroom. Buy 4 rubbers and put them in the ash tray. Three months from now if you haven't replaced them throw them out and buy new ones, they have a shelf life."

Advice from my dad just before leaving on my fist date.
"She eats it or wears it"
My grandfathers birds n bees talk. Got one more but I think I'm pushing it already.
Go for it!



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 Tsquare wrote:
Eddie Money wrote:

Tsquare wrote:


"I don't care how beautiful she is, some guy, somewhere got tired of putting up with her  ."

"Here is 4 quarters, go to Smitty's gas station to the mens restroom. Buy 4 rubbers and put them in the ash tray. Three months from now if you haven't replaced them throw them out and buy new ones, they have a shelf life."

Advice from my dad just before leaving on my fist date.
"She eats it or wears it"
My grandfathers birds n bees talk. Got one more but I think I'm pushing it already.
Go for it!
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