Guess I will add to this.
My Ranger is Tonto. All of my buddies call it that, and it stuck. My ex boyfriend came up with it. Tonto was in Lone Ranger. He was the Native American. I loved it. Because most people name their trucks after girls, but my truck, being 4 cylinder, had no power. No balls. So I called it a dude's name. But I have a big pair of pink truck nuts that hang from the hitch.

My Yamaha YZ85 is Lil' Blue. 

My TRX450R Race quad was "Sith". Star Wars nerd right here, and it was also deemed POS and SOB because I rebuilt it twice and it still never ran right. Screw you bad wiring harnesses!!

My boyfriend's Mustang I call it "Bae-Stang" or "Fu-Stang". Just kind of stuck.

My mom's Chevy Aveo was deemed "Shitbox". Name explains those cheap Korean-made cars. 

My dad's Dodge 3500 Dually is "Bertha" cuz she got a fat asss. 

And finally, my mom's old 93 F250 351w 4x4, which was wrapped purple, 4" lift and 35s, was called "The Beast". I miss this truck, I sold it for her on Facebook, and every inch of me wishes I could have had the 4k she wanted for it. I loved that thing. It ran good. Slow because the axles needed re-gearing, but AC worked. I learned how to hotwire a truck with that truck when it was having ignition system issues. I also learned how to replace a distributor and an ignition pickup coil in that truck. Learned a lot. I have many pictures of me sitting in the engine bay to work on it. 5'2". I was eye-to-eye with the headlights.

Pics of The Beast:

Last edited on Sat Oct 19th, 2019 10:53 am by Ranger_Danger_