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 Posted: Sat Apr 7th, 2018 09:56 pm
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JAMMAN
Owns A Torsen


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Saw this rant today:


On the day the car was born 0 miles brand new from the factory that car did not get the fuel mileage you are claiming.

I'm willing to bet with the wear and tear on not only the engine but the wheel bearings the drag caused by that, the little teeny-tiny tiny motor is trying to push has got to be decreasing the fuel mileage.

Simply go to kellybluebook.com, enter in 1992 Geo Metro with 3-cylinder and 5-speed, then click on specifications. Here it gives you fuel mileage on the day the car was built. With a 7 gallon fuel tank, I highly doubt you would make a 350 mile trip on one tank of gas.




I have been urinated on by the Sasquatch. It had the volume 10 times that of the average adult male human and the pressure equivalent to that of a fire trucks hose.

The urine was absorbed into my bloodstream causing my head to turn conical accompanied by rapid hair growth and horrendous body odor.

I now find myself laying in a puddle of my own urine on the floor of the Kwanzaa hut out by the paper meal Lagoon whilst tugging tightly to the dora Explorer blanket.

I often awake myself with visions of Geo metros Dancing in my Head.



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